Don't Cave, Sandy!

Dear Sandra Bullock,

You are amazing. Jesse James sucks ass. Don't give into him. Don't fall for his "I had a bad childhood so I self-sabotaged" b.s. He is bad. You are good. Take that Oscar and that sweet baby Louis and move them as far away from him as possible.

Be a role model for all women. I really respected how quickly you made your decision to divorce him after his scandal broke. Cheating and Public Humiliation are Definite Dealbreakers.

You can do it. Stay Strong. There's an even better one around the corner.

Love,

~Caitie