Showing posts with label life advice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label life advice. Show all posts

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Thanks, Universe

A few years ago, my stepdad signed me up to receive emails from the universe.   They come in overnight and are completely motivational.  They make you try to focus on the good things and the idea that the universe is on your side and not out to get you.

This past week I received two messages from the universe that I hope will stick with me:

Whenever something doesn't work out the way you thought it would, Caitie,
instead of thinking that something went wrong, see it as something that
went unexpectedly well, but for reasons that are not yet apparent.

Everything plays to your favor.

Score!
   The Universe


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Always speak of the past, gratefully.
Of the future, excitedly.
And of the present, Caitie, with bobbing eyebrows and a Cheshire grin.

Spiritual politics, baby -
   The Universe







Thanks, Rick and the universe.  I need these reminders.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Don't Cave, Sandy!



Dear Sandra Bullock,

You are amazing. Jesse James sucks ass. Don't give into him. Don't fall for his "I had a bad childhood so I self-sabotaged" b.s. He is bad. You are good. Take that Oscar and that sweet baby Louis and move them as far away from him as possible.

Be a role model for all women. I really respected how quickly you made your decision to divorce him after his scandal broke. Cheating and Public Humiliation are Definite Dealbreakers.

You can do it. Stay Strong. There's an even better one around the corner.

Love,
~Caitie

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

English boys, not Joe Cocker.

What would you think if I sang out of tune,
Would you stand up and walk out on me.
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song,
And I'll try not to sing out of key.

Oh I get by with a little help from my friends,
Mmm,I get ... with a little help from my friends,
Mmm, I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends.

Do you need anybody?
I need somebody to love.
Could it be anybody?
I want somebody to love.

What do I do when my love is away.
(Does it worry you to be alone)
How do I feel by the end of the day
(Are you sad because you're on your own)
No, I get by with a little help from my friends,

Mmm, get .... with a little help from my friends,
Mmm, gonna to try with a little help from my friends

Do you need anybody?
I need somebody to love.
Could it be anybody?
I want somebody to love.


Would you believe in a love at first sight?
Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time.

What do you see when you turn out the light?
I can't tell you, but I know it's mine.
Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends,
Mmm I get ... with a little help from my friends,
Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends

Do you need anybody?
I just need someone to love.
Could it be anybody?
I want somebody to love

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends,
Mmm, gonna try with a little help from my friends
Ooh, I get ... with a little help from my friends
Yes I get by with a little help from my friends,
with a little help from my friends